Despite all your mistakes and misgivings, you have somehow found yourself responsible for what is going on around you. Are you the expert? No. Do you have a wealth of experience to call upon? Probably not. But are you the guy? Unfortunately, yes. You have big shoes to fill. You’re an Officer.

Celebrate your rate with this glow-in-the-dark watchstander tumbler. 20 or 30oz volume, stainless steel construction, and an insulating double-wall design to keep the hot things hot and cold things cold.

Includes a re-useable straw, aggressive glow-in-the-dark coating, and your eternal satisfaction. The 30oz option includes an upgraded watertight lid to make your tumbler spill-proof.