Everyone else is just, well, a little bit dumber than you. The steam flows, the electricity never stops- and who is responsible for it? You. You control a great power in a world unseen with an uncanny aerodynamic grace. Some dream of wielding the sun- but you don’t have to. You’re the pillar of Reactor Control, and you’re proud to call yourself an Electronics’ Technician.

Celebrate your rate with this glow-in-the-dark watchstander tumbler. 20 or 30oz volume, stainless steel construction, and an insulating double-wall design to keep the hot things hot and cold things cold.

Includes a re-useable straw, aggressive glow-in-the-dark coating, and your eternal satisfaction. The 30oz option includes an upgraded watertight lid to make your tumbler spill-proof.