Power. Pure, unadulterated power. Whereas others spend their time worrying about steam, or oil, or neutrons- you are only concerned with the end result, keeping the lights on. Lightning moves across the ship on the whims of your fingertips. You know this is what you were made for. You’re an Electrician.

Celebrate your rate with this glow-in-the-dark watchstander tumbler. 20 or 30oz volume, stainless steel construction, and an insulating double-wall design to keep the hot things hot and cold things cold.

Includes a re-useable straw, aggressive glow-in-the-dark coating, and your eternal satisfaction. The 30oz option includes an upgraded watertight lid to make your tumbler spill-proof.