Do you consistently feel underappreciated? Angry? Wondering what ancient chthonic being you angered to deserve a life where you’re cleaning the diesel out after yet another premature shutdown? Are you treated like you simultaneously understand nothing but are responsible for fixing everything? I hate to break it to you, my friend, but you’re an Auxiliaryman.

Celebrate your rate with this glow-in-the-dark watchstander tumbler. 20 or 30oz volume, stainless steel construction, and an insulating double-wall design to keep the hot things hot and cold things cold.

Includes a re-useable straw, aggressive glow-in-the-dark coating, and your eternal satisfaction. The 30oz option includes an upgraded watertight lid to make your tumbler spill-proof.