Were you born in a lukewarm bath of lube oil deep in the bowels of the Engineroom? Do you feel a comforting sensation whenever you set your hands on a well-serviced primary valve? Does the mere thought of electricity make you convulse in disgust? Congratulations! You’re a nuclear mechanic.

Celebrate your rate with this glow-in-the-dark watchstander tumbler. 20 or 30oz volume, stainless steel construction, and an insulating double-wall design to keep the hot things hot and cold things cold.

Includes a re-useable straw, aggressive glow-in-the-dark coating, and your eternal satisfaction. The 30oz option includes an upgraded watertight lid to make your tumbler spill-proof.