You were born as a mechanic, but it never fit you quite right. You yearned to know the dark arts of fancy soap and micro-dosing radiation- to become an expert in a niche field that is so poorly understood that line between fiction and fact is always burred. You wanted to think outside the steel confines of your upbringing, and live in a profession that is sometimes mechanical, but always godlike. You’re an ELT.

Celebrate your rate with this glow-in-the-dark watchstander tumbler. 20 or 30oz volume, stainless steel construction, and an insulating double-wall design to keep the hot things hot and cold things cold.

Includes a re-useable straw, aggressive glow-in-the-dark coating, and your eternal satisfaction. 30oz options includes an upgraded watertight lid to make your tumbler spill-proof.