Have you ever felt the burning desire to make people take a second look at your water bottle? Have you ever wanted to induce unfounded anxiety? Have you ever felt a burning sensation to cause chaos that can only be quenched by taking an ice-cold drink from a tumbler that glows like a plutonium rod but with none of the nasty side effects? Then get this tumbler. 20 or 30oz volume, stainless steel construction, and an insulating double-wall design to keep the hot things hot and cold things cold.

Includes a re-useable straw, aggressive glow-in-the-dark coating, and your eternal satisfaction. The 30oz option includes an upgraded watertight lid to make your tumbler spill-proof.