Have you ever wanted to burn your face off without having to use ionizing radiation? Well now you can!

Add the undeniable kick of nuclear war to your chicken, beef, or gator. This cajun-inspired sauce leaves your mouth craving more with every bite. Is it the cayenne or the trace amount of nuclear fallout? We don’t know, and you don’t care.

Each and every bottle contains 100% of your recommended daily intake of uranium!

No refrigeration necessary because we know you’ll be hiding it in your rack between chow.

(This sauce is a 4/10 in spiciness, and is suitable for those who enjoy some kick without regret 12-18 hours later)