Have you ever wanted to burn your face off without having to use ionizing radiation? Well now you can!

Make your boat food taste like real food with 100% of your daily recommended dose of ghost peppers and uranium! This sauce is perfect for chugging on the midwatch when you need to feel alive again, or just needing to feel a lot of things at once (mostly flavor, mild amounts of peppery pain).

No refrigeration necessary because we know you’ll be hiding it in your rack between chow.

(This sauce is a 7/10 in spiciness, and is tailored for those who enjoy a little more heat than your average bear)