What is that makes the nuclear navy so special? Is it putting all of the control rods in a perfect line? Is it writing down the same number at the exact same time every hour for days on end? Is it taking every single phrase literally without regard for context? Is it all of this? No idea.

Commemorate your affection for our special culture with these high-art designs. Each design was hand drawn by an employee of TRIC diagnosed with autism and forcefully thrust into existence through their own willpower. I didn’t make these of my own volition, alright?