There are some (lame) workplaces out there that require only the utmost professional and non-offensive attire. Plain, black lanyards. No joy, no happiness inscribed upon them... well, lucky for you, we have the lanyard for you! This Intentionally Left Blank lanyard is entirely unoffensive! Legally, there is nothing written on it all!

To boot, it will also meet all of your safety needs!

Features a sturdy plastic j-clasp hook for all your badge-carrying needs, and a breakaway clasp at the back for your protection. Plastic clasps even make them electrically safe! How could anyone reasonably ban these lanyards?